Out of these 3 pieces, usually 1 piece is used to clean the toilet seat, especially if there's water on it.

According to my dream, increasing toilet paper use is bad for global warming (but good for toilet paper companies).

The narration was vividly accompanied by news-report style footage of someone taking a piece of paper and wiping a rather wet toilet seat with it. Did you know that in some cases people even use 4 pieces of toilet paper because the seat is so wet that you need two pieces to wipe it?

Dreams are so entertaining.

written at 11:11 a.m.