Or maybe� Maybe aliens came at night to see how developed the humans were getting and got fascinated with our contactless payment systems and hacked into the system to fool around a bit and see how sophisticated the systems really were, but forgot the time and as a result had to rush home, leaving the system in a bit of disarray, resulting in small discrepancies like those experienced by yours truly. =) (that�s a 69-word sentence, by the way.)

OR MAYBE�. MAYBE�. JUST MAYBE� I�m really bored and weird ideas are floating around my head.

Work is fun. I have a fantastic solution that allows me to perform my job without fail, and it doesn�t take any of my dwindling brain power! Whenever I have a problem, I just think, �What would Sam do?� and presto, instant power woman solution. Like if the door is locked, just think those magic words, and the solution appears in your head; get the keys! Duh. My bad. Nice save, Sam.

I don�t think Sam is going to see this, but I think this is strangely turning into something with a rather mocking tone when I wasn�t intending it to. JJ you better not tell Sam about this. I think she�ll get angry and then she won�t even have to think �what would Sam do?� because she�d be Sam and I�d get my butt kicked faster than you can say �what would Sam do?�

Awmigod I am stealing my own frickin� cash! Can you believe that we have to put 20% of our salary into CPF. Stealing from myself. The most difficult thing to do, next to playing chess with yourself, but the Gahmen makes it possible ;) Okay I guess this is more like snatch-thefting from yourself.

This entry is getting too long, so before it gets out of hand (and into what, one wonders. Into air? Into foot? English doesn�t make sense.) I�ll end it right here.

Oh and my new year resolution is 1024x768. Sorry, geek joke.

written at 9:39 p.m.