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| 2005-06-06 : Foot in mouth. Lizard in cup.
There was a lizard in my cup yesterday. Seriously. A FRIKIN� LIZARD! And the damn thing was asleep. Not that its eyes were closed or anything, but it wasn�t moving, even when I put my eye very close to the cup� AND SUDDENLY! The cup lifted itself of the table, much to the shock of the exhausted lizard, who probably had a hangover from drinking too much the previous night. (sorry, not funny.) Simultaneously the world inside the cup turned green due to the addition of a ceiling, painted a stylish green. Which had occasional holes in it and looked suspiciously like a tablecloth. Unfortunately for the lizard, the cup proceeded to move up and down vertically, almost as though someone was shaking it. Anyway. I then threw the unfortunate lizard into the toilet and flushed it into oblivion. Anyway. I am moderately sure that I can take on a dwarf guard with 2 SDs and Manashield on, so I�m gonna ask a knight to block for me sometime in the next week and (hopefully) blast the guard�s beard straight. Lvl 20 ML 32 Club 18 Shielding 21 written at 10:05 p.m. previousnext - - 2012-04-23 - - 2012-04-20 - - 2012-02-28 Wistful - 2012-01-22 - - 2012-01-20 |