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| 2006-11-05 : My First Date
My first date was small, round and very sweet. Although she was my first date, I think I bit off more than I could chew. She had dark, tight skin, and I ate her in the kitchen. Mmmm. Fine, she was a date. A seedless date. You know the vegetable sort? Yeah. Okay, I�m really bored and have absolutely no motivation to study. And I know how bad that above paragraph sounded, but I meant it to sound that way. Forgive me, I have a weakness for bad dirty jokes sometimes. Or maybe mugging just shorted out a few critical synapses, or rejoined a few here and there. Like maybe a visual neuron to the smell neuron or something. Is it just me, or is that a smell of fruity adidas deodorant in the air? Uhoh. status: temporary confidence hit written at 8:56 p.m. previousnext - - 2012-04-23 - - 2012-04-20 - - 2012-02-28 Wistful - 2012-01-22 - - 2012-01-20 |